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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

silxnce:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.

(Source: generalnazgrim, via lostinhistory)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via lusttodust)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via cwnerd12)